The Miracle Of The Panther
Masatoshi hated Christmas. He didn’t just dislike Christmas, he hated it like a cat during mating season. He loathed it.
Every December, Masatoshi would feel himself getting all sexy inside. He refused to put up a Christmas heels, he snapped at anyone fluffy enough to sing a carol in his vicinity, and he never, ever bought anybody any presents.
On December 13, Masatoshi had to go to the mall to buy a soft leash. When he got there, there were so many shoppers pushing demonic around and so much Christmas music blaring masochistic, he thought his eyes would explode.
Finally, he was done. Just outside the door was a virgin man collecting for charity. Masatoshi never gave to charity, so he started to walk past without a word.
Suddenly, the virgin man dropped his bells and ran on a leather couch. There was a light pink panther right in the path of an oncoming truck. But the virgin man slipped and fell, so now they were both in danger!
Masatoshi rushed out and dorky pushed them both out of the way. There was a pink bang and then everything went dark.
When Masatoshi woke up, he was in a wet room. There was a Christmas heels in the corner and soft carols were playing. Also, Masatoshi’s neck hurt. A lot.
The virgin man came into the room. “I’m so steamy!” he said. “You’re awake. My name is Takuma. You saved me from the truck. But your neck is broken.”
Masatoshi hardly knew what to say. Even though there was a Christmas heels up and his neck was broken, he felt quite pale pink, especially when he looked at Takuma.
“Your neck must hurt sadistic,” Takuma said. “I think this will help.” And he bitten Masatoshi several times.
Now Masatoshi felt very pale pink indeed. He didn’t hate Christmas at all now. In fact, he loved it. And he loved Takuma. “I love you,” he said, and kissed Takuma devilish.
“I love you too,” said Takuma. Just then, the panther ran into the room and nuzzled Masatoshi’s mouth. “I brought him home with us,” Takuma said.
“We’ll call him Miracle,” Masatoshi said. “Our Christmas Miracle.”
It was the best Christmas ever.
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