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A place for me. Coming here to relax.
Rebloging mostly.
Some animes and mangas. Takarazuka. Cute animals. Some fashion from time to time. Lame jokes. Things I find beautiful or cute and precious.
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    The Miracle Of The Panther / MasatoshixTakuma DRABBLE

    The Miracle Of The Panther

    Masatoshi hated Christmas. He didn’t just dislike Christmas, he hated it like a cat during mating season. He loathed it.

    Every December, Masatoshi would feel himself getting all sexy inside. He refused to put up a Christmas heels, he snapped at anyone fluffy enough to sing a carol in his vicinity, and he never, ever bought anybody any presents.

    On December 13, Masatoshi had to go to the mall to buy a soft leash. When he got there, there were so many shoppers pushing demonic around and so much Christmas music blaring masochistic, he thought his eyes would explode.

    Finally, he was done. Just outside the door was a virgin man collecting for charity. Masatoshi never gave to charity, so he started to walk past without a word.

    Suddenly, the virgin man dropped his bells and ran on a leather couch. There was a light pink panther right in the path of an oncoming truck. But the virgin man slipped and fell, so now they were both in danger!

    Masatoshi rushed out and dorky pushed them both out of the way. There was a pink bang and then everything went dark.

    When Masatoshi woke up, he was in a wet room. There was a Christmas heels in the corner and soft carols were playing. Also, Masatoshi’s neck hurt. A lot.

    The virgin man came into the room. “I’m so steamy!” he said. “You’re awake. My name is Takuma. You saved me from the truck. But your neck is broken.”

    Masatoshi hardly knew what to say. Even though there was a Christmas heels up and his neck was broken, he felt quite pale pink, especially when he looked at Takuma.

    "Your neck must hurt sadistic," Takuma said. "I think this will help." And he bitten Masatoshi several times. 

    Now Masatoshi felt very pale pink indeed. He didn’t hate Christmas at all now. In fact, he loved it. And he loved Takuma. “I love you,” he said, and kissed Takuma devilish.

    "I love you too," said Takuma. Just then, the panther ran into the room and nuzzled Masatoshi’s mouth. "I brought him home with us," Takuma said.

    "We’ll call him Miracle," Masatoshi said. "Our Christmas Miracle."

    It was the best Christmas ever.


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    OMG WHAT THE FUCK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA XD

    this… this pfffftttttt aaaaaaaa XD

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    Masatoshi and Yo-1 / DRABBLE

    Masatoshi and Yo-1
    by William Shakespeare

    Enter Masatoshi

    Yo-1 appears above at a window

    Masatoshi:
    But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks?
    It is the rainbow, and Yo-1 is the bunny.
    Arise, sexy bunny, and hug the blond Mario-Bros.
    See, how he leans his legs upon his ass!
    O, that I were a glove upon that ass,
    That I might touch that legs!

    Yo-1:
    O Masatoshi, Masatoshi! wherefore art thou Masatoshi?
    What’s in a name? That which we call a head
    By any other name would smell as slutty
    Dost thou love me? I know thou wilt say “like the blushing face of princess Peach riding Yoshi”
    And I will take thy word; yet if thou swear’st,
    Thou mayst prove lovely.

    Masatoshi:
    Swain, by yonder blond Mario-Bros I swear
    That tips in a minecraft game the cute game—

    Yo-1:
    O, swear not by the Mario-Bros, the good Mario-Bros,
    That slowly changes in its brown orb,
    Lest that thy love prove likewise brown.
    Sweet, yummy night! A thousand times yummy night!
    Parting is such bad sorrow,
    That I shall say yummy night till it be morrow.

    Exit above

    Masatoshi:
    Sleep dwell upon thy legs, peace in thine ass!
    Would I were sleep and peace, so huskily to rest!
    sweetly will I to my sexy head’s cell,
    Its help to hug, and my slutty head to tell.



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    omfg aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

    I’ve done it! Is this the first MasaxYo-1 fanfic? XDDDDDD

    bwahahahahhaaha XD

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    Masa is playing Minecraft againg on NicoNico and I don’t really know what the coments say buy he keeps asking them to stop and the way he says/begs “Homo janaiyoooo~”is too cute X3and he mentioned Yo-1~

    Ah, I’m wandering what have they done at that concert…

    The comments seemed to mention Takuuun (Takuma)~ too…. >w<

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